Politics – A leading light in the Momentum movement has told The Rochdale Herald that they just want a fairer, kinder society for everybody they don’t stand against a wall and shoot during the upcoming purge.
19 year old Robert-Peter Vyshinsky met us at the Papa Doc social centre where he performs acoustic songs for his fellow Momentum members.
On stage Robbo sings: “Mummy and daddy don’t give me no pocket money; I only had a PlayStation 2; Katie from French wouldn’t even acknowledge me; I’ve got the Rother Valley blues.”
We chat over a glass of tap water. “Billions of people are dying everyday at the hands of Tory scum, and by Tory scum I mean all the fascists in the Labour party who didn’t vote for Jeremy Corbyn too. The other day I was in Asda and Theresa May was there. Her and Iain Duncan Smith smashed some disabled bloke over the head with a shovel. They laughed manically as he fell out of his wheelchair. Then, as they were leaving they ran over several disabled people on a zebra crossing in the car park. They need to go.”
Robbo’s friend, Daz Yezhov came and joined us. “Once we’ve killed the Tories and champagne socialists we need to purge the Blairites. They’re just trying to subvert the will of the left. They’re Tory plants. I’ve written several names of people I know are Blairites. They’re going to be shot down like the dogs they are.”
And it’s not just Robbo and Dan. A Labour councillor who wished not to be named said, “I defended a fellow councillor who was being hounded because she didn’t think just throwing loads more money at the NHS would solve all of its issues. Two days later my office burnt down.”
A Momentum member, Jean-Jacques Beria told us, “There’s no truth to that accusation. That councillor probably burnt his own office down just to discredit us. He once met Tony Blair so he’s probably just trying to subvert us. Be a shame if the brakes on his car mysteriously stopped working.”
Beria went on, “We live in a very unequal society. Obviously the only solution is to murder all the people who disagree with us. Tories, Blairites, that bloke whose record label refused to sign my band, all those girls who turned me down at school, teachers who attempted to get me to do my homework. They all need to die.”
Robbo chipped in, “We should get rid of the Zionists as well. I’m not anti-semitic or anything. I can’t be because I’m not right wing. I’m anti-zionist. It’s just a coincidence that I keep attacking Jewish people. Probably because all Zionists are Jews.”
Daz finished by telling us, “I think Robbo’s a Brownite. He should die as well.”
