ISAs have today claimed responsibility for millions of pounds of lost UK tax revenue
A Scottish widow looks moodily into the camera like she wants you to help her plan for a prudent future, her smouldering eyes suggesting that your help will lead to shagging on a sheepskin rug, off your chops on whisky from the wake. Mood music plays.
“I can’t stop…the way I feel. Things you do…don’t seem real”
This slick propaganda forms part of the latest ISA recruitment video. Aimed at UK savers, young and old, it encourages them to deprive the UK government of tax revenues. Cash ISAs. Stocks and Shares ISAs. And their partners in crime, pensions.
Millions of pounds are being lost by the Exchequer each year thanks to this outrageous propaganda. And what is the UK government doing? Nothing. They are complicit.
Outraged by this hypocrisy, our blessed leader Jeremy Corbyn, peace be upon him, said at a meeting of the Rochdale Collective of Retired Loomworkers last night:
“It’s absolutely outrageous that people are allowed to legally save for house purchases and retirement. Where is their trust that the State will provide? Isn’t this a sign of how broken society is?”
As anger intensifies however, street protests demanding action against ISAs are expected.
A tweet by @MoMowlaMentum saying
“March on Parliament to ban ISAs before 5 April. Outrageous to keep £11,520pa out of the reach of the taxman”
had attracted 48K retweets at the time of writing.
We urge you to share this piece and increase the pressure on the UK government to deal with this outrageous tax avoidance rotting our society. This? This right here is why there are potholes in your road.