The almost defunct and already totally irrelevant United Kingdom Independence Party, known better as UKIP, have today announced that they are to launch a range of toy doll merchandise following their recent party conference.
A star studded launch at the party’s headquarters in Mayfair may see Morrisey and Joey Essex encouraging party activists to collect as a way of bringing in much needed party funds.
The first doll which should be available by Christmas will be available to purchase as either a male or female version, both with interchangeable heads so you can simply keep your doll up to date with the current leader.
Doll manufacturers Kendal & Jones say they are very excited about the project stating “we’ve already produced 145 of the dolls which are boxed and ready to go, but we are just holding off on making the heads until nearer the release date as current leader Henry Bolton has already been in the job a week and we don’t want to risk wasting too much material on him as he’ll probably resign or be forced out by November”.
However the makers have confirmed UKIP fans will be able to place orders for a Farage head as he is bound to be leader again before to long. “Nigel is perfect for us because he’s so, well, plastic isn’t he?”
The doll come with a posable right arm that can be swung straight up in the air as well as accessories such as a pint glass, cigar and a little St George flag.