During an appearance on The One Show this week, Conservative leadership favourite and plum-voiced time traveller, Jacob Rees-Mogg admitted his firm 1920s beliefs meant he was entirely against jazz music and women wearing trousers.
These came as part of a long list of modern ideas Mr Rees-Mogg is inherently opposed to including disposable nappies, Walkmen and equal rights for “The Woofters.”
His comments faced backlash from many members of the public who prefer to exist in the current decade, with many Twitter users demanding the MP “go back to when he came from.”
Mr Rees-Mogg defended his comments as “freedom of speech” echoing a recent trend amongst bigots, racists and people who shout in carparks.
He added, “Just because I don’t agree with dancing to the black devil’s ditty and ladies who dice with unholy legged sleeves, it doesn’t make my views any less valid. In fact I think I represent many British people, some of whom are still alive today.”