A damning Government report, and therefore it’s Theresa May saying it, has accused men, and therefore by inclusion Jeremy Corbyn, of using Fake Poos to attack the Government and damage the UK economy.
The report says men regularly take fake toilet trips during the working day. These fake poos are taken solely for the purpose of watching porn, placing bets, making hilarious contributions to the WhatsApp group-chats and, of course, writing articles for the Rochdale Herald – which as we all know is only funny if it’s having a go at the Tories so ergo an attack on the Government.
And it seems it is really only men, and again, by inference, Jeremy Corbyn personally, who are abusing the Government & the UK economy in this fashion.
Jennifer St Edwipe, Emeritus Professor of Pee & Poop Studies at Cheltenham Ladies College and author of “Cross Your Legs Sweetie; Ladies Do Not Use Public Toilets” said; “It is really only men who are abusing the Government & the UK economy in this fashion. Women would never use ‘the facilities’ at work and even if they did Poo – which they don’t – it would only be cotton wool balls and they would smell of strawberries” she continued.
However, men’s groups hit back. Brian Sunreader of men’s toilet action group ‘Better Out Than In’ said “This is blatant sexism. This is the toilet seat argument all over again! Who says it should be left down for us to lift? Why can’t it be left up for them to put down? Its political correctness gone mad” he ranted.
Jeremy Corbyn did not comment, which we take to be an admission of guilt and sufficient justification for the premise for this article.
