Dave Grohl is alleged to have been quaking having to follow on from Jeremy Corbyn even exclaiming “How the f**k do we follow that.”
Grohl is said to have made the statement after witnessing Corbyn speaking at Glastonbury yesterday. Later exclaiming, “We could play the entire Foo Fighters and Nirvana back catalogues and barely come anywhere near that. The apollo rocket could barely get near that.”
Many festival goers agreed with 19 year old Space Monkey telling us,”I missed most of the Foo Fighters. I’d been rendered catatonic by Jeremy. The bits I do remember were mostly the fear in the eyes of Grohl. It was the sort of look of someone who’s just seen the resurrection and realised he has to follow it up with a badly rehearsed card trick.”
Lucy G told us,”There’s something mesmerising about Jeremy. I think it’s the beard. Where the walls of Glastonbury were destroyed as Jeremy blew on the microphone all Grohl could manage were fireworks.”
Evad Lemon told us,”When JC was on the sun was out. Everyone was having fun. Even the blind could see which was interesting as they’d been told they were in Ely cathedral. Then Grohl came on. It was alright I suppose but I dislocated my knee whilst dancing to Monkey Wrench.”
