The long awaited SNP manifesto is released today to huge anticipation.
The document which is one page long and is built around the enormously populacy policy of another referendum and a free pirated copy of the 1995 documentary Braveheart.
“Everybody else’s manifestos are really long and wordy. Ours just says ‘INDEPENDENCE’ in tartan crayon” a spokesjock for The SNP told The Herald.
“We were going to include other policies. But we’re not really arsed. We thought about offering more free stuff and holidays like Jeremy but if we get elected and win independence we’re not exactly going to be popular when we have to tell people we don’t have any money. At all.”
Nicola Sturgeon has been quick to deny accusations that the SNP is a one issue party by pointing out that if you turn the manifesto over it says “another referendum after that one” on the other side.
Cutting edge progressive stuff.
