The Tory spin doctors are especially busy this morning on the nation’s airwaves ensuring everybody they are not taking yesterday’s electoral results as a guarantee of success on June 8th.
Downing Street has even gone as far as to detail what the normally secrecy obsessed Prime Minister is doing personally.
“The Prime Minister has instructed everyone to not take winning a landslide for granted in the upcoming general election.”
Apparently the Prime Minister is going to be busy all morning phoning Rupert Murdoch and a cabal of other right wing billionaires to reassure them that she will not be taking the anticipated millions in donations to the Conservative Party coffers for granted.”
A million pound donation can allegedly get you a cast iron guarantee on demolishing corporate tax rates twinned with pretending to be concerned about tax havens.
Oh, and for a few million more, you can get a substantial chunk of the NHS.
“We’re taking nothing for granted.” The spokesman reaffirmed. “Except anyone not filthy rich who is thick enough to vote for us.”
