Odd hairstyle, dependent upon Weed, strange manner of attire, frankly incomprehensible language – and you can see who’s pulling the strings.
Boris Johnson was born to play the part of Ben ‘the funny one’ Flowerpot. When interviewed, an exultant Boris said: “Bill and Ben, soup and sandwich,
string and staples, strop and stubble, strip and stumble, slug and lettuce, coach and horses, flobalobalobalob.”
Unfortunately, his proposed co-star has recently discovered that his day job
as President of the USA is more demanding than he at first assumed and,
regretfully, has had to pull out.
Jan Ravens has been asked to play Little Weed in the manner of Theresa May, alternating with an impersonation of Terry Jones saying “he’s not the
Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy”.
Auditions to play Bill ‘the seriously deranged one’ Flowerpot are ongoing. Lack of prior experience is essential.
A number of women worldwide, including Rochdale’s own Nicola Start, have
expressed surprise that Donald Trump has managed to pull out of something at last.
