Bolted horses around the UK have taken to social media to suggest that they could provide better leadership than Theresa May.
“The Tories are a bit of a shit show at the moment.” Sugarlump told The Rochdale Herald. “Particularly that Jeremy Hunt chap. Hiring a bloke like that to look after the NHS is like hiring a fox to look after your chickens.”
“They keep banging on about Strong and Stable leadership.” Shergar, 39, continued. “Stable leadership? Boris Johnson is Foreign Secretary. That horse has bolted, I’d know.”
At least Gove doesn’t have a cabinet seat. For now.
