Paul Nuttall, temporary leader of UKIP, faced calls to stand down this morning from the establishment after commenting on the upcoming general election.
Speaking to reporters on his way to an appointment at W. Anchors, barbers for gentlemen, Mr. Nuttall raised his concerns about the upcoming ballot on the 8th June.
“One count won’t be enough.” He stated. “It’s clear this is an establishment stitch up. A re-count is going to be necessary, especially if ballots without official stamps aren’t counted.”
Asked to clarify his statement Mr. Nuttall continued,
“We all know UKIP is now the natural party of government. The British people in their wisdom have endorsed my vision for the future by voting for Brexit.”
At this point he was called into W. Anchors, but he lingered to add,
“The whole general erection is a stitch up. If UKIP don’t win the majority of our target seats it will be clear the elites are robbing British people of their rights to have their future determined by UKIP’s donors.”
Asked to clarify his clarification he further added,
“This I why I instructed all of UKIP’s MPs to vote against the general deflection in the Commons. The fact the motion was passed at all demonstrates clearly our democracy is in the toilet.”
