Jeremy Corbyn, twice elected leader of the Labour party has been warned by a soothsayer to “Beware the Ides of March”.

It comes days after the loss of the Copeland constituency to the conservatives in the recent by elections.

Despite a large mandate and huge popularity amongst the Labour party membership, Corbyn has had to fight off several attempts to undermine his authority as party leader.

The summer Coup in 2016 by disgruntled MPs supporting the ideology of former Labour Leader Tony Blair, failed to gather enough support from the membership to have their candidates elected.

The conspiracy is believed to bypass any form of election due to previous failure and instead will rely on the more traditional assassination on the steps of the Senate approach.

Last summer MP Jess Phillips stated “I’ll stab him (Corbyn) in the front” lending credence to this theory.

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