The secret of Press Secretary Sean Spicer’s propensity for hyperbolic bullshitacity has been revealed.
He has reportedly been wearing a revolutionary new type of asbestos underwear to protect his gonads from incineration during press conferences.
As well as industrial grade asbestos lining his crotch, there is also an outer coating of a ceramic based material; usually employed in heat shields to protect space vessels from burning up on re-entry into the Earth’s atmosphere.
Without such hellfire proofing measures, Spicer would’ve undoubtedly given “smoke filled rooms” an altogether new meaning. The jaw droppingly blatant porkies should’ve resulted in his crown jewels being destroyed like a wiener in a blast furnace. By all rights he should’ve undergone spontaneous groinal combustion.
Now the world knows how Spicer can utter the words;
“the largest audience to ever witness the inauguration – period. Both in person and around the globe.”
Contrary to what the world saw with its very own eyes.
We seem to be watching a group of people who no longer believe in objective reality. Truth is whatever the loudest mouths are barking, not what we observe to be true. The realm of subjective opinion has spilled over into objective reality.
Let’s hope Trump’s threats against the press don’t come to curtailing their freedoms and that he eventually loses all credibility as the world’s biggest bullshitter.
The “reality” TV show of Trump’s presidency is rolling 24/7 on a screen near you.
