Outgoing President Barack Obama and his VP Joe Biden have spent their last afternoon in office playing ‘hide the turd’ in The White House.
“Joe is awesome at this. Genuinely. I’d keep my eyes open if I was Donald. They could be anywhere.” Outgoing President Barack Obama told The Rochdale Herald. “If Donald offers you a coffee, I’d say no if I were you. Just saying.”
“Joe has eaten nothing but Tacos for three weeks. Give it a couple of days and every office in the place is going to stink. A fitting metaphor really.”
Turds in desk drawers aren’t the only surprises in store for Donald when he arrives.
“Somebody has put clingfilm over all the men’s urinals and taken the screws out of the swivel chair in the Oval Office. He’s not going to be happy when he finds out we’ve changed the wifi password to TinyHands69.”
Biden has apparently also left a copy of the Koran on the bedside table and a Kenyan passport in a drawer in The Oval Office.
