The New York Times, long considered to be the lap-dog mouthpiece of the Commie-loving East-coast foreigner, has finally (and thankfully) been reported to the House Committee for Un-American Activities.
Following a series of articles, many questioning whether it’s OK to be a racist, lying, inarticulate cockwombles and still hold public office, the NYT has finally been called to account.
Committee Chairman Valerie Putin said “They have been paid to support Trump. But they haven’t been. MI6 briefs for them, but they don’t. Left hand? Right hand? Don’t watch the smoke; see the mirrors..”
The entire American population were unavailable for comment….