President-Elect Donald Trump has denied evicting the proper billionaire, libertarian gun nut and political financier behind the Tea Party, David Koch, from his exclusive golf club, Dinari Mucho, in Florida.
Harry Hurt III, Trump’s biographer, claimed that he was about tee off with David Koch when he spotted Donald and offered his congratulations on winning the election.
“He told me he didn’t like what I’d written about him. When I said I’d only written the truth he said ‘exactly’ and threw us off his golf course.” Harry Hurt told The Herald.
“I don’t think he realised I was with the most powerful man in the world. Trump thinks he’s rich. Koch IS rich.”
Rumours are that Donald woke up yesterday morning to discover the head of Rory McIlroy in his bed and a note inviting him to the Koch’s house for a “friendly discussion.”
This morning, a palefaced Trump laughed off the rumours.
“Hey, it was just a bit of banter, y’know, between the guys. Looking increasingly nervous as a small dot of red light flickered across his forehead, he added.
“I can honestly say that my great friends the Koch brothers are welcome to play golf at my place anytime they like with whoever they like, whenever they like. In fact they can have anything they ever want I swear by almighty Koch I’m sorry.”
