ISIS have awarded the Daily Mail website, MailOnline.com, its prestigious Jihadi Of The Year Award.
This is the first time the sought after prize, known as the Golden Suicide Vest, has been awarded to a website.
“Usually we give it to martyred Muslims, people who have died in the service of Almighty God and his prophet, peace be upon him,” Mohamed Al Derqa told the Herald’s Levant Office, “but as the biggest host of ISIS videos in the entire world we thought it was time the doomed infidel dogs get some earthly recognition before they and the entire decadent West is crushed beneath the heels of Islam. Inshallah and all that.”
Executives from MailOnline were far too busy creating click hate to respond to our fictitious request for comment but are not expected to attend the award ceremony in Raqqa next week, although they probably will publish a link to any propaganda made about the event if it might get a click or two.
Previous winners of the Golden Suicide Vest include Osama Bin Laden, Mavis Cleethorpes of Bury, Jihadi John and Sky News.
