America braces itself tonight after it was revealed that not just White male rednecks are eligible to vote.

GOP spokesman GrandDragon Cousinlover was quoted as saying;

” It’s ridiculous. These people should just be happy that we allow them to breathe American air, how dare they try to rig this election by voting?”

Despite open-carrying Trump supporters “protecting” polling stations, it appears that several brown people have slipped through the cordon.

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.