In documents now only released after his death Jimmy Young has been revealed as the Mastermind behind the social & economic policies of Margaret Thatcher.

From the Poll Tax to the Orgreave Colliery riots, Jimmy Young was at the centre of “an industrial military complex of illuminati and International Oligarchs”. Very much Jimmy Young was a puppet master with many of the political grandees of the age dancing to his tune

The papers, released by Rochdale bus driver and former psychiatric patient Dave Swillington, are mainly written the back of Amazon delivery notes in a mixture of permanent marker and crayon. Whilst they have not yet been fully authenticated by “so called” experts, our desperate need for content and willingness to publish articles without fact-checking have led to this baseless slur on a recently deceased National Treasure. To save time we unreservedly apologise to the family of Mr Young and anyone offended by this honest mistake. We would also like to congratulate you on reaching the end of a 3rd paragraph of an online news story…..