Donald Trump told supporters at a rally today that accusations that Hillary Clinton mishandled emails during her tenure as Secretary of State were much worse than accusations that he has raped at least one child.
“This is the biggest political scandal since Watergate.” Said Trump, modestly playing down the scandal that he might be the first paedophile running for president, certainly the first to appear in court accused of tying a thirteen year old girl to a bed, hitting her in the face and forcibly having sex with her.
“This scandal is so big. It’s a beautiful scandal.” Donald Trump, alleged paedophile presidential candidate told us.
“Don’t worry though. I have my people working on this bigly. We’ll have a bigger, more beautiful scandal about me soon.”
When he was asked whether accusations that he threatened to kill the family of the thirteen year old child model he allegedly raped in the home of friend, and level 3 (a danger to the public) sex offender, Jeffrey Epstein if she discussed the assault could be a bigger scandal he shrugged;
“Well I bought nine cars for a mob boss, bankrupted a casino, paid no tax for twenty years, was accused of raping my first wife in a deposition, bankrupted thousands of small contractors (many of whom committed suicide I did such a great job), and don’t forget Trump University. They feature bigly in my list of scandals.”
The Rochdale Herald is looking forward to hearing less about the millionaire Donald Trump after the election in November.
