Less then 24 hours after fewer than half of UKIP members voted for part time Ronnie Wood lookalike Diane James to be their new leader Herr Farage has once again thrown his hat into the ring by launching a vicious leadership challenge.
Farage said;

“This Diane woman, whoever she is just won’t cut it. For one she’s one of them, well you know one of them women creatures and secondly she isn’t me.”

“UKIP have had excellent leaders on two occasions . Firstly in 2006 when I took over and again in 2010 when I took over from myself. The only way Ukip can move forward after my resignation is when I take over once again so I’m mounting a leadership challenge and I expect the full backing of the party membership as I’m the only UKIP person they can name.”

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.