Donald J. Trump unveiled a pledge on Thursday to create 25 million jobs over the next decade, but experts are arguing whether they strictly qualify as jobs.

In remarks that may stir new consternation abroad, Mr. Trump told the Economic Club of New York that he believes he can persuade “8 million black men to swim back to Africa with a Jew under each arm”
“You could ask yourself, how much better would Liberia be if we could get them some black folks who speak English and some guys to do their Banks? And bagels?” Mr. Trump said in his speech. “And I think we should help them, but we have to be compensated properly – they should pay for the Speedos”
He added, “I’m sure they’ll be thrilled to hear that.”
Speaking at the Waldorf Astoria, Mr. Trump largely reiterated a string of racist nonsense that doesn’t seem to bother anyone as either he has desensitised the Planet or basically that no-one is listening any more. Either way he is going to win and bring an end to democracy as a viable ideology.

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.