Massive Star Wars fan Derek Ducaccus has admitted that the entire series on the whole is a “bit shit if he was being honest.” It’s not anything normal folk didn’t already know but for massive Star Wars fans or to give them their official title “Trekkies” to openly admit it is very very rare, in fact it possibly has never happen before.

Derek 48 and single ( no shit ) told us “I just liked the whole wooshy noise the light sabers made and the outfits are very cool, and I found friends who thought the same and suddenly i was no longer a loner, I was accepted by a small section of society. I’ve seen the films around about 2000 times now and they really are shit, the stories don’t make that much sense but as long as there is wooshy noises and cool outfits I will always be a fan.”

Well we at The Herald admire anyone who ignores the laughter of normal people and carries on being a fan and to them we say “live long and prosper my friends”.

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Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.