Viewers of one of Channel 5’s only TV shows with an audience, Celebrity Big Brother, are in shock today after it came to light that vapid celebrities are a bit vapid.
“Obviously anyone that I like is quite likely to be a bit thick and say ignorant things,” said Chelsea Merecedes Smith from Essex, “but seeing them on TV saying ignorant, thick things is totally unexpected!”
The shock came when Christopher Biggins was removed for repeating the kind of xenophobic crap a vapid, brain dead celebrity might believe in.
“He shouldn’t have been kicked out just for taking the piss out of Jews and denigrating a whole group of people based on their sexuality,” Brittany Tiffany Nike Adidas Jones told us, “because he then explained that some of his best friends were disease-ridden bisexuals and Yids so that makes it all alright, dunnit?”
Channel Five say they’re totally opposed to the controversial, ratings winning statements, and really, really sorry about all the money they’re raking in as a result.
