Police in Hamburg Germany have deployed Mobile Hydration Wagons in an effort to cool down overheated and thirsty crowds gathered out side the G20 Summit, which is currently hosting talks between world leaders.

Police liaison officer, Hans Müller, said

“The Hydration Wagons are designed for mobilisation around an urban environment. They are equipped with a highly pressurised water stream delivery system, to ensure crowds receive direct and adequate bursts of refreshment.”

“The crowds gathered to show support and admiration for the G20 leaders have been getting aggitated through out the day, we believe it is down to the heat, which seems to have made cars burst into flames. With this in mind, we made the decision to to alleviate the problem by hydrating and cooling down those in attendance.”

It is also believed police units have been deployed into the crowds with relaxation sticks, which are designed to calm down and diminish tension and anxiety of individuals.

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