After repeated catastrophic errors by delinquent absentee management, the British Leyland and Unionists Party is on the edge of failure.

The Tory Party has long been thought by a few, if not by many, to be imperative for economic growth and survival. Encouraged as a British champion, it never really found success in government, with the Thatcher administration commencing a programme of selling off governmental business units from 1979.

Whilst industrial relations have undoubtedly caused the Tory Party difficulty, with workers requesting a living wage and preservation of their human rights and possibly even dignity, ultimately the British Government must bear their share of the blame.

Jeremy Corbyn has today taken the first steps towards nationalising this well known part of British infrastructure. Announcing plans to remove current management, Corbyn’s plan provides for a shift to state funded elections.

It is hoped that this will both curb excessive Facebook attack ads disguising a lack of policies; and reduce payment in kind deals. This includes non-domiciled newspaper owners encouraging the general public that the presence of a tired black woman in mainstream politics is some sort of justification for them not paying their fucking taxes like the rest of us.

Like many satirists, Johnny Wapping accepts he is an arsehole, and thinks society could be better if we were all willing to accept what arseholes we are. If you see him on Facebook, why not ask if he's read the article?