Donald Trump has sensationally claimed that the 2016 US Presidential Election was rigged and he is demanding a recount.

With Voter Registration not yet fully in place he is claiming that Hicks, Rednecks, Racists, Bigots, Homophobes, Illiterates and Toothless Simpletons may all have voted for him multiple times.

In a statement that will rock Western Democracy to its core he also claims that he lied throughout the campaign for personal advantage – a Federal Crime in the US.

Hilary Clinton is yet to respond as she is coming to terms with being less popular in the USA than a Japanese tourist at Pearl Harbour.