America braces itself tonight after it was revealed that not just White male rednecks are eligible to vote.
GOP spokesman GrandDragon Cousinlover was quoted as saying;
” It’s ridiculous. These people should just be happy that we allow them to breathe American air, how dare they try to rig this election by voting?”
Despite open-carrying Trump supporters “protecting” polling stations, it appears that several brown people have slipped through the cordon.