A writer at The Rochdale Herald, Quentin Q Fortesqueue, has issued a cease and desist letter to CNN after they apparently stole another satirical headline about Donald Trump.

Quentin spent all day trying to come up with something funny to write about but was struggling under the shadow of graphic claims that Donald abused a 13 year old girl at the house of his friend and fellow billionaire paedophile Jeffrey Epstein.

“It took me all day to come up with ‘Trump will accept election result, if he wins’ when I saw those thieving bastards at CNN had already written it.” Quentin told Quentin.

CNN have yet to respond formally but told Quentin on a call that “No it’s not satire, Donald has actually said this.”

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Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.