The protector of earth with more faces than Big Ben made the announcement on The One Show on Friday.
Reflecting on the past 50 year of helping our species, the Peter Capaldi look-a-like said;
“I stopped World War 3 in 2046, I saved your species from the great plague, I helped Russia and the allies to crush the Nazis and I orchestrated peace in Europe for its longest ever period by manipulating it leaders into a union”.
He continued;
“And how do repay me? You smash up my union and elect a Nazi as the most powerful man in the world you ungrateful bastards.”
A visible angry Doctor sipped from his water and stared into the camera;
“History has taught you nothing, having your arses saved by me countless times has taught you nothing. This path you’ve chosen, this unquenchable obsession for mutually assured destruction is too much. I give up, you deserve everything that’s coming to you, in fact there’s a Dalek battle fleet on the way seeing as you like shouty facists so much. Fuckety bye”
He then proceeded to stand up and rip off his mic before shouting;
“And this show is absolute shite!”
Before finally getting into his TARDIS and leaving.
