DJ and alleged actor, Goldie, has vowed to melt down his MBE under the guise of moral outrage about some club somewhere closing down.
The Rochdale Herald however managed to track down Simon Drake, a bloke who was in a Cash Generator in Wandsworth in 2013.
“He strutted in dead crest fallen” said Simon. “He said he was skint and that all his money was in his mouth”.
Goldie then proceeded to rip out a gold molar.
“He then proceeded to rip out a gold molar” said Simon. “From his mouth” continued Simon. “I think he got about 50 dabs”. Finished Simon. Before adding; “An some money”.
Goldie strenuously denied the claims stating; “I melted down my knighthood because that club what closed was important. You know? You know what I mean? You get me? Innit.”
Probably. We never asked.
