A fifty year old racist fuckwit has told The Rochdale Herald that he is over the moon that passports are now going to be blue again.
“Now that passports are going to be blue again I might get one.” Said Dave Incest from Bell End in Worcestershire. “You can’t go around travelling to Spain on the wrong colour passport.”
“People might get the wrong idea and think you’re a foreign or something.”
“Obviously the burgundy passport what the evil EU forced us to have in 1988 is a symbol of oppression and wotnot. Now that we’re leaving the EU and making all the brown people go back to where they came from it’s only right that we have a completely unique colour for our passports.”
‘You know just like Syria, North Korea, America and Iraq.”
A spokesman for the government told The Rochdale Herald that: “The new blue passport will include loads of features that the holders of blue passports from other failed states will recognise.”
“For example the passport no longer comes with visa free travel in 26 neighbouring countries and you can’t use it work in Europe either.”
“The new passport virtually guarantees that you’ll get a full cavity search when trying to travel to countries all over the world, just like the blue North Korean passport.”
Dave continued: “£50Billion and being fingered by a Spaniard on the way to Benidorm is a small price to pay for our freedom.”
Nobody obliged the UK to have a burgundy passport, the colour was chose by a faceless, unelected bureaucrat in the UK civil service.
