Labour has confirmed a new manifesto pledge today following the announcement by Theresa May to allow a free vote on reversing the 2004 fox hunting ban.
“If elected we will release Liam Fox on Dartmoor, give him a head start and then hunt him with a large pack of hounds. We’ll definitely let them rip him to pieces when they catch him.” Corbyn told supporters at a press conference today.
Liam Fox, who is anti-fox hunting but pro Adam Werrity, is generally against the idea.
“Look I’m against fox hunting okay. That includes foxes and Foxes. It’s pretty barbaric, I should know, I voted to cut welfare and I’m in charge of selling arms to Saudi Arabia.”
Nobody has yet come forward to suggest it’s a bad policy.