Barack Obama surprised the world today after announcing that he wasn’t actually born in America after all but was actually born in Kenya, and to top it off is a Muslim.
“Surprise!” Obama told a press conference “I was born in Nairobi. That whole birther movement thing. Yeah, they were bang on.”
“I don’t even have an American passport. How nobody spotted that I don’t know.”
“Now that I’m not President anymore I can’t wait to do some Muslim stuff like not eat pork. I’m going to start smoking again too.”
Reports that he’s the anti-Christ were met with a sigh.
“Anyway, I hope you all enjoy Trump. He’s batshit crazy by the way.”
