Simon Danczuk has won the 2017 most Tory Tweet Award after taking to Twitter to complain about homeless beggars in Rochdale today.
He wrote; Begging – counted 4 beggars between Rochdale Exchange & Wheatsheaf entrances last Tuesday. Should at very least be moved on.
Last year’s winner Jeremy Hunt went on the record to say, “Fuck me! That’s a strong tweet about literally the most vulnerable people in society. Isn’t it like -5C in Rochdale this week? I thought Danczuk ran on a Labour ticket. Corbyn is going to lay an egg.”
Jeremy won last year’s competition sponsored by The Rochdale Herald with a Tweet suggesting that “disease in poor people is God’s way of thinning the herd and reducing the pension deficit.”
“I honestly can’t compete with Danczuk this year. He’s a worthy winner. What a c*nt!” He said shaking his head in wonder.
Simon said in his acceptance speech that it’s much easier to wage war on the homeless than homelessness.
“These selfish layabouts know that it’s really cold out. To ask me to take my hand out of my pocket four times between the Exchange and The Wheatsheaf is beyond the pale, my fingers would get cold. Isn’t there somebody we can call to sort this out? Like a politician or somebody?”
Momentum Rochdale is planning an event to tar and feather Mr Danczuk and run him out of town on a rail. All proceeds from the event will be donated to Shelter.
Their JustGiving page can be found here.
