Following a hectic fortnight of being booed in Scotland, Northern Ireland, Wales and the children’s ward in a Cornish Hospital, Prime Minister Boris Johnson today visited French President Emmanuel Macron.
Ostensibly the meeting in Paris was to discuss the possibility of of renegotiating a Brexit deal, but the reality is that it was yet another opportunity for Johnson to be told to fuck off by a real politician.
Boris was said to be excited at the prospect.
“That kid in Cornwall told him to piss off this week, which was pretty exciting, but to be told to fuck off in private by a member of the G8 is truly thrilling.” An anonymous spokesman for Mr Johnson told The Herald.
Monsieur Macron was apparently overheard to say “Qui est ce clown?”