The chairman of the party’s West London branch, he beat Freddy Vachha, who won 20% of the vote, Ben Walker, on 14% and ex-deputy leader Mike Hookem, on 13%.
Speaking after his victory, Mr Braine said he wanted to establish Dicks for Brains as the “far-moderate voice of common sense” in Britain.
Unaware of what an oxymoron is the moron continued “We have got a great future and we are coming back. I am very excited and looking forward to “leadership” of this “party”, bringing these turds together and delivering better results,” he said.
The general public said “Who?”