Batshit crazy US rapper Kanye West has said that the Stevie Wonder’s blindness may be a “choice.”

“When you hear about Stevie Wonder being blind for 67 years … for 67 years? That sounds like a choice,” he is said to have yelled through the door of the padded cell he’s just shit in.

“If I sing to him or shake his hand he won’t be blind anymore. But he CHOOSES not to believe” he added.

Kanye recently made headlines for his support for President Trump and his assertion that Ringo was the most talented Beatle.

He also said black people in America chose to be slaves, because he’s an idiot.

His new album “Legend, Poet, Arsehole” is out soon. Probably.

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.