Gas Town will not be “plunged into a Brexit style world borrowed from dystopian fiction” after the nuclear winter, Immortan Joe has said today.

Immortan Joe said that Gas Town wanted to lead the desert clans in a “desert wide race to the top” in rights and standards not, as some feared, a “competitive and violent series of car crashes”.

Close co-operation between the Warboys and the Desert clans, he said, was vital to tackle shared challenges like climate change and hereditary genetic disorders caused by nuclear fallout.

The Warboys Leader’s address to Clan Leaders at the Thunderdome is the latest in a series of speeches about “Fury Road” and resource wars over water, food, fuel and women with less than eleven toes.

The Desert Clans are all in agreement that they would prefer continue to crash into each other in cars with spikes on them and steal each other’s stuff than endure the chaos of a Brexit style trade agreement.

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.