A Mr Billy-Bob Jnr III of Kentucky has made the US news with his Jackpot discovery in an all American snack pack. After a trip to McDonalds left him unsated, he opted for a box of Twinkies for afters.
Imagine his amazement, when staring up at him on the final treat was what he claims is a likeness of Jesus.
Billy-Bob subsequently spoke to a reporter from 102.7 W-ANK, his local country radio station,
“It’s a miracle! This be our Lord and Saviour revealin’ himself to this great God-fearin nation. Praise the Lord! “
However, even more amazing are what appears to be the following words written directly underneath;
“Sort your fucking gun laws out”
When the reporter mentioned this Billy-Bob responded with a swift rebuttal;
“What the God damn hell are you talkin’ about?! That’s just some burn marks from the manufacturin’ process you mo-ron! You God damn libtard beta cuck! Fake news! Take yer God damn communist, whiney, leftie, crybaby, pussy ass, knee takin’, mangina-lovin’ freak show out of my face! “
For any who may like to make a pilgrimage to the shrine of what has swiftly become known as The Miracle of Twinkieville, Billy-Bob now has his Twinkie on show (as it were) at his farmstead and is charging $10 per viewing, with signed photos $3 each. Kids get in half price. Only open carry America loving patriots will be allowed entry.
The reporter was last seen tarred and feathered being run out of town by a utility-truck full of pistol-whipping rednecks.
