A woman who keeps saying “no meal is better than a bad meal” to the people she’s supposed to have dinner with went hungry last night while being at a table full of other people.
The other people appeared to enjoy their meal very much and had a lot to say to one another.
The sense of isolation of the repetitive woman was brought about because none of the other guests appeared to talk to her, not even during the shrimp cocktail entree.
This seemed the more strange for the fact the woman claims to be the British prime minister.
The Herald spoke to a member of the waiting staff on hand at the dinner to see what they noticed.
“She looks dead hungry, I’ll tell you that for free,” Mr Beaker Man, 34, waiter observed, “She just picked at everything put before her. I suspect she has some kind of eating disorder that is triggered by being surrounded by her superiors. Psychosomatic. Watching her I got the feeling if no one else was watching she would have scoffed down anything you put before her.”
The other guests appeared to have no such issue. Some of them even high fived each other between main and sorbet.
“That Junkyard guy and the Shampoo seller, Barnier? Yeah, they looked at the woman and just slapped each other down low, up high and around the back, all the while grinning like madmen.
It was pretty impressive. It’s like they’ve been practising to do it in public for ages.
But the woman, she tried to give one of my colleagues a high five and ended up missing and hitting that guy with the name that starts with V that no english people can pronounce in the back of the head. You could have heard a pin drop.”
Apparently at that point one of the hosts gave the woman a doggy bag containing soup and told her it was time she went home, but she refused to go further than the hall outside, saying,
“I am leaving the dinner party, but I’m not going home.”
