The Labour Party Conference in Brighton attendees have been advised not to mention the Brexit. They mentioned it once, but they think they got away with it.
The call has gone out as the party membership have voted to debate every single pressing issue affecting the United Kingdom, except the largest and most difficult one, the Brexit.
The Rochdale Herald’s Every Party Can Be Poked At correspondent is in Brighton to cover the conference, however, he does not have a pass as it was taken from him for mentioning Brexit, so he’s been waiting outside beyond the security cordon to catch a word with people attending.
“It’s raining. I’m cold. I’m wet. I want to go home,” Bill Shoe stated, beginning his report.
“I almost spoke to Emily Thornberry, but she realised I’m from the Herald and just ran straight past me,” Bill commented sadly “That was a real shame as she’s the one most likely to talk about the Brexit, even though she knows it’s not wise to mention it until the Tories have physically killed one another over it,”
It’s believed the strategy of ignoring Brexit is happening in the way a slum landlord ignores a roof that’s falling in will play out very well for Labour over the coming months.
“It’s cynical and clever,” Shoe punted “It allows Labour to step along behind public opinion on Brexit without actually planting a flag against the lies of the Brexit and making a stand on principle before too much harm has been done to the United Kingdom’s international standing.
“Labour see Brexit as the opportunity to finally rid Islington North of capitalists and take it back to the autonomous collective working hand in hand to benefit each other that it started out as back when the Romans built the first pizza oven there,”
From that point they intend to spread the feeling of a movement out across the country, although slowly, so everyone has time to access facilities.
“Just remember, the only rule of the Labour Party Conference is don’t mention the Brexit. I mentioned it once and now they won’t let me inside.”
