The woman who believes she is British Prime Minister is to travel to Florence tomorrow to give a one date stand up performance in front of the leaders of the European Union and select guests.
It’s believed Ms May has been working on new material lately after her tried and tested routine had been heard so often by the public at large she was in danger of being offered tenure as a guest on the BBC’s selection of panel shows.
Ever the inventive comedian, Ms May took some time out over the summer to work on fresh jokes with the hope of premiering them for her wide selection of friends across the channel.
The Rochdale Herald’s Comedy is Life correspondent spoke to an aide to Junker to learn what sort of reception Ms May can expect when she trials her novel word play in Florence tomorrow.
“We’ve decided to give her a present.” Mr Glen Fiddich answered. “We’ve decided that a quality reproduction painting of a European classic that best reflects Ms May’s reality would be the most suiting thank you.”
But what painting exactly?
“Edvard Munch’s The Scream seem the most fitting, yes?” Mr Fiddich replied, smirking.
It’s believed analysis of the floor plan of Ms May’s office at 10 Downing Street shows there is a place right next to the oil painting of trench warfare painted by no other than Winston Churchill.
“We think Ms May can look upon The Scream when she is at work micromanaging events she has no ability to actually control and take heart that someone else, somewhere else in time, is feeling exactly as she does each morning when she considers the flaming bag of turds that is Brexit, which she has decided to hold so tight in her fist, it’s leaking out across her famous shoes.”
