Firefighters were summoned to a giant pants fire this morning after Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson repeated his £350M NHS Brexit claim.
The emergency services responded rapidly with numerous units, including ladders and axes and lots of foam, and are said to be currently attempting to control the blaze before London itself catches flame. Helicopter units are also responding, busy collecting water from the Thames to drop on top of the blonde buffoon.
The Rochdale Herald’s Liar Liar correspondent rushed along in the wake of the fast moving fire units to report exclusively from the scene.
“A large blonde man on a bike is currently riding in circles with fire blazing from his pants and a copy of the The Daily Torygraph gripped in his ham fists.” Our correspondent states. “Emergency democracy units are attempting to put out the massive fire coming from him but he just keeps spouting more lies and adding fuel to the flame.”
Concerns are rising that the fire may ignite the Conservative Party in a blazing leadership election as the swivelled eyed Brexit loons become increasingly concerned Chancellor Phil is slowly boring sense into Theresa May in unison with reality.
It’s thought the fire in Mr Johnson’s pants has been deliberately started in an attempt to burn away any bridge back to sense and protection of basic fundamentals that just about stop the right wing billionaires from completing fleecing the country into a total zero hours low wage tax haven desolation zone.
“If London catches fire again the entire country may burn down. It’s imperative Mr Johnson’s pants fire is extinguished before he can spread the blaze through the cabinet.”
Theresa May was said to be personally leading the firefighting effort by alternatively throwing fuel on the fire and and then turning in circles desperately phoning her diminishing circle of supporters for help.
Meanwhile the rest of Europe is said to be gathering sticks with which to impale giant marshmallows to heat up and devour in the flames.
