The Liberal Democrats’ General Election campaign took a huge step forward this morning after they secured the vital UK Rastafarian vote.
“Hear me now! It’s great news.” A tokesperson for the Lib Dems, Timothy Rastafarron, told The Herald. “We’re thrilled to have locked down all the Rastafari in the UK with our ‘promise’ to legalise ganja.”
The Rastafarians are thrilled that their Holy Herb will be legal in the UK the very moment that the Liberal Democrats swoop to power in a landslide victory and are able to seize control of The House of Commons and the House of Lords.
A Spokesmarley for the Rastas, Algernon Winston Spencer Churchill Razamatazz, told The Herald;
“We’re really excited at prospect of a Liberal Democrat government. You have to smoke a lot of herb to imagine what it’ll be like. Not as much you need to imagine Corbyn as Prime Minister, but still lots.”
But you know what they say “the harder the battle, the sweeter the victory.”
All fifteen UK Rastas have promised to get up on time and vote Lib Dem on the 8th of June, if they remember.
