Naturalists have accused the BBC of poor science after it was revealed the broadcasting corporation believes there are no more Labour voters.
The shock extinction of what was once a common variety of voter has been widely expected following the BBC’s inability to talk to anyone planning to vote for Jeremy Corbyn and/or Labour at all.
Naturist Raving Dave McStallion discovered the delusion was rife within the taxpayer funded broadcaster after compiling a review of all BBC articles across all media platforms since the general erection was called.
“There is not one interview or profile of any voter intending to vote Labour on June 8th. Not a single sighting. It’s worse than the reduction in hedgehogs.”
According to the combined wisdom of BBC political scientists even the SNP is at risk of extinction in the habitat they once thrived within in Scotland.
“The whole United Kingdom is about to poo blue at the ballot box on June 8th.” McStallion surmised. “If you judge by the Beeb’s reporting. With maybe a little orange spunk in London. Maybe.”
While the extinction of Labour voters is clearly not true, given that ITV filmed a man attempting to give Jeremy Corbyn several bananas yesterday, it’s unlikely the BBC will find and interview even Corbyn or the banana bearer.
“Even Jeremy Corbyn is voting for Theresa May if you ask the BBC.” McStallion shook his head. “Although that could be related to his cuddly fucking Brexit policy which almost certainly will lead to extinction.”
But not until June 8th…
