Following recent scandals involving their journalists, inaccurate reporting and misinforming large sections of the population The Sun newspaper has had some positive feedback from an unlikely source.
Cat litter manufacturers have conducted a survey and found that the newspaper is now the country’s top choice for lining litter trays.
Survey firm Pointless Polls canvassed over 4 million cat owners and the newspaper was a runaway winner in the most used lining category.
Speaking just after the publication put out an article claiming Prince Philip had died, spokesman Hugh Cantbeserious told us “I bet today’s edition is covered in corgi shit.”
“It topped the poll by some margin. Cat owners told us they just get the free copies which are more frequent now because nobody trusts them to print anything that’s accurate. Of course nobody reads it, and nobody would wipe their own arse with it, imagine all that hate on your cheeks.”
