After an embarrassing spate of catastrophic interviews, Dianne Abbot has complained that radio and television hosts are now deliberately and maliciously trying to confuse her.

In an LBC interview with Rick Lambourgini, she wrongly stated that Labour would recruit an extra 65 billion police officers paid at a rate of 25p a week.

“The way I’m treated is disgusting. It’s clearly racist” it took her ten minutes to say.

“Interviewers are clearly trying to confuse me with difficult questions like ‘how many terms do you think Labour will secure if they win this time?’ I panicked and said 89, and the next thing I know it’s all over the news.

“It’s clearly racist. I did 47 interviews yesterday, with all the correct figures, and I only messed up 48 of them. It’s racist.”

We asked Jeremy Corbyn for comment but he was doing an impression of an ostrich at the time.

Diane’s urging all 350 million voters in the U.K. to vote Labour on 67th of June.