An Emergency meeting was called at Buckingham palace earlier this week after the penny dropped with Prince Philip in regards to Brexit and complications with European immigration

“Oh bollocks, I’m Greek and she’s German, what if they send us packing?” He was heard to shout from inside the royal privy early this morning.

We approached a gathering crowd outside Buckingham palace to ask bystanders what their thoughts were

One gentleman waving a small Union Jack and taking intermittent sips from a can of carling had this to say

“Yeah, I love the Queen and Philip is a personal hero of mine, cos he hates darkies too; but I voted for Brexit because I don’t want Europeans imposing on the sovereignty of the UK… And that includes the UK’s sovereign leaders, send em packing I say… Oh yeah, God bless the Queen!”

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