A member of the radical far left group Momentum is in custody this evening after apprehension following keying of the paintwork on David Cameron’s prize winning shed.
The suspect, believed to be of high birth but a recent graduate in Socialism and Radical Marxist Ideology from Rochdale Community University was captured on CCTV wearing a mask of a pig’s head and shouting,
“Fuck this Cameron! The people have spoken!”
Whilst running alongside the shed holding the key in an aggressive manner against the shed and doing thousands of pounds of damage to the paintwork.
A spokesmen for the Cameron estate released the following statement,
“David and Samantha ask for privacy and your compassion in this terrible time. Mr Cameron is inconsolable with grief and hasn’t spoken to anyone, except to order a £25,000 plate of caviar, in over one hour now. The family will rally around him and he will pull through. He will pay someone to re-paint his beloved and humble everyman’s shed.”
Paint it the colour of Brexit Dave. It’s a shit type colour. I’ll bring a bucket of it over if you like? We’ll all pitch in.
